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Bill Buttlicker

myrustyhalo:

onlyaskeleton:

 ”What is the single most important thing for a company? Is it the building? Is it the stock? Is it the turnover? It’s the people. The people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased profits by 17%, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No, no, no, no. It was a young Guatamalan guy, first job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he said “Mr. Scott, will you be the Godfather to my child?” Wow. Wow. Didn’t work out in the end. We had to let him go. He sucked.”  - Michael Scott

earmuffitforme:

fuckyeahjohnkrasinski:

losemydignity:

Dwight: Why are you looking at my forehead?
Jim: I’m not.

earmuffitforme:

memyselfandtv:

fadetoblack-:

jocelynseip | melchiorgabor:

Dwight: JIM IS GONE… HE’S GONE… I MISS HIM SO MUCH.. I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP… JIM!! False, I do not miss him.

3x01 Gay Witch Hunt

ilovejenna:

amariiie:

“Wow, we should have started dating like a long time ago.”

The Office 4.04 - Dunder Mifflin Infinity.

ilovejenna:

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miazevedo:

fuckyeahmeangirlsmacros:

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